Once upon a time, a Sardar applied to Medical School needless to say he never made it –

do you know why ????

These are the answers he gave …

ANTIBODY – against everyone

ARTERY – the study of fine paintings

BACTERIA – back door to a cafeteria

COMA – punctuation mark

DIAGNOSIS – person with a slanted nose

DILATE – the late British princess

GALLBLADDER – bladder in a girl

GENES – blue denim

HERNIA – she is close by

HYMEN – greeting to several males

IMPOTENT – distinguished, well-known

LABOR PAIN – hurt at work

LACTOSE – person without digits on the foot

LIPOSUCTION – a French kiss

LYMPH – walk unsteadily

MICROBES – small dressing gowns

OBESITY – city of Obe

SECRETION – hiding anything

TABLET – small table

ULTRASOUND – radical noise

CAESARIAN SECTION – a district in Rome

CARDIOLOGY – advanced study of playing cards

CAT SCAN – searching for lost kitty

CHRONIC – neck of a crow